dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
Straight: My cake is chocolate.
Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
Asexual : I don't enjoy cake