thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

winterartwork:


"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!"

winterartwork:

image

"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!"

Back and forth, just hitting it between us.

but it’s impossible
the eleventh doctor x clara (whouffle) #6 please?
Anonymous

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.

Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella

somebody: so what do you do in your free time?
me: I read
somebody: oh, really? what do you read?
me:
me: *sweats*

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

themalkingjay:

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

hanamiyaslips:

Levi Rivaille

1innea:

i cant wait for halloween im so pretty

prettyboyshyflizzy:

daddytraitorous:

daddytraitorous:

Aye I’m making a cheeseburger, and the only bread we got is this maple flavored french toast bread. Wish me luck on this guys, I’m going all in.

Update:

image

This shit is fucking good bruh

aye God, you a fool fa dis one 

i feel u bruh lol swear one time all we had was raisin bagels i put a burger on that it tasted like heaven